17 Hilarious Tweets That Prove The Bible Really Is The Greatest Story Ever Told

Who needs Netflix when the Bible already gave us a talking donkey, a sea split in half and a guy who lived inside a fish for three days? It’s got everything — high-stakes miracles, messy relationships, divine drama and plot twists that would put The White Lotus to shame.So when someone on Twitter asked which biblical story you’d want to see play out in real life, the internet delivered exactly what you’d expect: pure, unfiltered chaos. From Moses’ sea-splitting skills to Jonah’s questionable tra